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Churches often put cute, pithy things on their signs like, "We have a prophet sharing plan" and "A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing." Well, one church in Brampton, ON took this to the next level:

Of course, a quick Googling of this will show that it has been done before so no marks for originality, Heart Lake United Church, but 8 out of 10 for nerve. Of course, uptight parents complained since it exposes their human children to something... um... human, and the church was forced to change the sign. Now, I find it in poor taste, but I am routinely amazed by parents who get worked up about this sort of thing. "What do I tell my child when they ask about it?" Well, tell them it is just a joke (no, you don't have to explain it). If they comment that it isn't funny, agree with them (since it isn't particularly funny).

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