For all you hardcore Steampunkers

Introducing the brand new 1899 model Horsey Horseless, the newest in horseless carriage technology. Specially designed for those of you who want to keep the fun end of the horse without the upkeep of the messy end of the horse. Limited time offer - bring us the head of your favorite (and now obsolete) horse, and we'll mount him (or her) for free! For those of you who wish to show off a team, we'll mount a second head for only a small surcharge. Undercarriage rust protection extra. 5 month or 5,000 mile powertrain warranty.

Remember, if it isn't Horsey, it just won't go!